As a Yankees fan you are liable to start a debate with anyone whether they ask for it or not. As you argue that Derek Jeter is a model citizen and the only true, non-steroid using legend of this era, you are probably on steroids yourself, currently injecting steroids, drunk, or a combination of all three. People try to avoid you and take solace in knowing you most likely made love to your mother’s cannoli and still ate it afterward.