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Everyone knows “The Sound of Music” was a boring piece of Nazi sympathizing drivel that escaped obscurity only because it produced a couple of catchy songs. The sound of money, on the other hand, is much more intoxicating, especially when that sound is to the tune of an $157,000 bar tab rung up by the Stanley Cup Champions. Last Saturday at Foxwoods Casino in Connecticut, the Boston Bruins made such a sound, and after scouring the bill, here are a few of my favorite things:

Super Cold Activation really came back to bite Coors in the ass after it took 156 Bud Lights before even one Silver Bullet was “cold” enough to drink

I can’t shake the feeling that this tab has less to do with winning the cup and more to do with someone challenging Claude Julien to find a bigger Czech than Zdeno Chara (yes, yes, I know Chara hails from Slovakia, but I knew Slovakia back when it was little more than the suffix of Czecho, so get off my back).

Does any one item on this list summarize the difference between the NHL and the NBA...

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