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If ever you doubted the effectiveness of Chinese water torture, try watching Sportscenter all day long. At first you’ll find it cool and refreshing, then five hours later you’ll be crying and laughing at the same time, wondering what your own blood tastes like (mine tastes like a tuna can filled with fennel). ESPN claims the show is done live, and maybe it is, but live to worldwide leader in sports is just a pseudonym for lazily reporting the same incessant garbage over and over and over again every single day until you inevitably indulge your sanguinary curiosity, cut yourself an inch too deep, and bleed out unnoticed onto the floor.

Today, I reached that breaking point, because today Sportscenter made it their explicit mission to ask every single person who would lend an ear how many points they thought LeBron James would score in this evenings game five. And as I lay face first and comatose on the office floor, the Sportscenter parasite wormed its way through my subconscious asking any figment stirring how many points number 6 would tally. Here’s how they answered...

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Some Controversial FatHead Posters We Want To See

3 years 45 weeks ago

B.J. Penn recently became the first MMA fighter to get his own FatHead. According to CageWriter, fans can now purchase a Penn Fathead for the remarkably low price of $49.95. Given how some...

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Video: New LeBron James Nike Ad

3 years 46 weeks ago

Hey, look at what Nike found: It’s the knife LeBron James used to stab an entire state in the back with. Wonder if it still works? Yup, it still does. Hey, at least Nike boiled down...

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Video: Laker Girl Takes A Hit

3 years 48 weeks ago

Good thing Shaq wasn't involved on the play, but Los Angeles Lakers Girl Ashley took a pretty big hit in the video below. According to Lakers reporter Mike Trudell, she is doing fine. Which...

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More Trick Golf Basketball Shots

3 years 51 weeks ago

We're always a sucker for a good trick shot video. And the golf trick shot video below, courtesy of Yahoo!, is a lot better than your typical trick shot clip. So we had to share. Enjoy...

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Delonte West's Match.com Profile

4 years 2 weeks ago

The Boston Celtics on Wednesday signed 27-year-old guard Delonte West. West is a decent talent who can play both guard positions off the bench, but he definitely comes with significant...

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Tyreke Evans drives a car much better than a golf ball

4 years 4 weeks ago

After this seeing this appearace by Tyreke Evans at the Bobby Jackson Celebrity Golf Tournament on Monday, Charles Barkley must be writing the reigning Rookie of the Year a thank you note...

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Magic Johnson Agrees With Other 'MJ'

4 years 8 weeks ago

Magic Johnson agrees with Michael Jordan. The man who ran Showtime in Los Angeles wouldn't have chased Jordan or Larry Bird in an attempt to join their team, a la LeBron James with Dwyane...

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Cleveland, Your Chance to "Break Up With LeBron"

4 years 8 weeks ago

We knew it would be a while until we fully understood the devastation and pain "The Decision" caused the city of Cleveland and all Cavaliers fans. LeBron James leaving Cleveland...

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Tauntr Links: Jordan Speaks

4 years 8 weeks ago

  So Michael Jordan has finally spoken on LeBron James' decision. And like we have always thought, it turns out Jordan wouldn't have done it quite the same way.  Is there...

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Another Reason To Love Kevin Durant

4 years 9 weeks ago

It's safe to say that next season will be an epic one for Kevin Durant. This year was his breakout year, a season in which he contended for the scoring title and gained some national...

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Hedo Turkoglu Rejoice

4 years 9 weeks ago

Hedo Turkoglu: Party Machine, skips town from The Basketball Jones on Vimeo. Hedo Turkoglu is on the move again. This time he's bailing on Toronto and heading west to the Phoenix Suns....

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