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The Mets will probably ask this baby to leave and as incentive offer to pay for his college. Sure, a bachelors in 2029 will cost a cool million but that's a problem for the future Mets. And the best part about the future Mets is that they aren’t the present Mets, who are more representative of destitute, credit and forget America than anything in America.

This past decade has been rough for Mr. Met. Everything started fine with the subway series, then Mr. Met lets Bernie Madoff slip his hand in his pocket, wiggle for a few seconds, and--poof--the poor guy is sans pants. Now Bobby Bonilla,who twelve years ago saw a loose thread and started pulling, has finally unraveled his Jersey leaving the walking, singing baseball stark naked and moaning the blues. It worries me. The probability that we see the franchise...

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Evan Longoria offers further proof that he's better than you.

3 years 24 weeks ago

    As if Evan Longoria needed an excuse to get more tail, here’s a (Gillette doctored) video of him ostensibly saving some reporters facial integrity and...

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The Legend of Mike Leake

3 years 27 weeks ago

The legend of Mike Leake continues to grow this week as his lawyer announced that his recent theft from a local Reds hangout (re: Macy's), was a simple misunderstanding of the basic...

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Chase Utley Didn't Win A Gold Glove, But At Least He Has A Friend In Mac

3 years 50 weeks ago

The N.L. Gold Glove awards were announced this afternoon. And, while there were not any Derek Jeter-level mistakes, it was disappointing to see that Philadelphia Phillies second baseman...

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Beard Of Truth Episode 7: An Impassioned Plea To Theo

3 years 51 weeks ago

Kevin Youkilis’ Beard of Truth offers an impassioned plea to Boston Red Sox general manager Theo Epstein. The Beard hopes that Epstein will make adding more facial hair to the Red Sox...

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Brian Wilson And The Machine Make Leno Watchable

3 years 51 weeks ago

San Francisco Giants closer Brian Wilson is a new Tauntr favorite. (Spoiler alert: The Beard will be making an appearance in the season finale of Timmy and Bus, so check Tauntr obsessively...

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Dallas TV Reporter: "They're Smoking Weed"

4 years 4 days ago

View more news videos at: http://www.nbcdfw.com/video. A common theme of many World Series preview articles has been analyzing the vast cultural differences between the Giants and Rangers...

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A Reason To Root For The Rangers Tonight

4 years 1 week ago

Assuming you're not a Yankees fan or a Fox/TBS television executive, odds are it won't take much to convince you to root for the Rangers in Game 6 of the ALCS tonight. But, just in...

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WIN: Tim Lincecum "F**K Yeah" (NSFW Lyrics)

4 years 2 weeks ago

As both a huge fan of Team America and Tim Lincecum, it is with great pleasure that I present to you the following video: (Warning, there are, naturally given the title, a lot of F bombs...

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Ray Lewis' New Nickname Highlights Weekend's Top Three Most Absurd Stories

4 years 2 weeks ago

1. Ray Lewis' new nickname It never ceases to amaze me that Baltimore Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis is not only free to walk the streets, but that America has embraced the former murderer as...

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Look Alive, Joe Blanton

4 years 2 weeks ago

The Philadelphia Phillies' starting rotation boasts an excellent front three of Roy Halladay, Cole Hamels and Roy Oswalt. Indeed, not too many teams can rival a group of arms of that...

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Mickey Mantle's Dong?

4 years 2 weeks ago

With all of the Brett Favre-Jenn Sterger talk, dong has been a popular topic in the sports world recently. But little did I expect, when discussing who I thought would be the next athlete...

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