The Mets will probably ask this baby to leave and as incentive offer to pay for his college. Sure, a bachelors in 2029 will cost a cool million but that's a problem for the future Mets. And the best part about the future Mets is that they aren’t the present Mets, who are more representative of destitute, credit and forget America than anything in America.
As if Evan Longoria needed an excuse to get more tail, here’s a (Gillette doctored) video of him ostensibly saving some reporters facial integrity and...
The legend of Mike Leake continues to grow this week as his lawyer announced that his recent theft from a local Reds hangout (re: Macy's), was a simple misunderstanding of the basic...
The N.L. Gold Glove awards were announced this afternoon. And, while there were not any Derek Jeter-level mistakes, it was disappointing to see that Philadelphia Phillies second baseman...
Kevin Youkilis’ Beard of Truth offers an impassioned plea to Boston Red Sox general manager Theo Epstein. The Beard hopes that Epstein will make adding more facial hair to the Red Sox...
San Francisco Giants closer Brian Wilson is a new Tauntr favorite. (Spoiler alert: The Beard will be making an appearance in the season finale of Timmy and Bus, so check Tauntr obsessively...
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A common theme of many World Series preview articles has been analyzing the vast cultural differences between the Giants and Rangers...
Assuming you're not a Yankees fan or a Fox/TBS television executive, odds are it won't take much to convince you to root for the Rangers in Game 6 of the ALCS tonight. But, just in...
As both a huge fan of Team America and Tim Lincecum, it is with great pleasure that I present to you the following video: (Warning, there are, naturally given the title, a lot of F bombs...
1. Ray Lewis' new nickname
It never ceases to amaze me that Baltimore Ravens linebacker Ray Lewis is not only free to walk the streets, but that America has embraced the former murderer as...
The Philadelphia Phillies' starting rotation boasts an excellent front three of Roy Halladay, Cole Hamels and Roy Oswalt. Indeed, not too many teams can rival a group of arms of that...
With all of the Brett Favre-Jenn Sterger talk, dong has been a popular topic in the sports world recently. But little did I expect, when discussing who I thought would be the next athlete...
