As we've seen over the past year, there are numerous ways for a football coach to embarrass his university and get fired. Our favorite though is the Bobby Petrino method--if you're going to go down, go down in a blaze of glory as you crash your motorcycle with a hot blonde half your age on the back. While Petrino's coaching days are over in Arkansas, his historic joy ride, neck brace and asphalt torn face will live on in 16-bit infamy for all to enjoy.