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Tebow's Ten Commandmentsclass="rtejustify"> Good Christian and subpar quarterback Tim Tebow is heading to the New York Jets--the Sodom of the NFL, filled with fornicators, idol worshippers and foul mouthed gluttons. In hopes of cleansing this morally corrupt band of heathens, Tebow has brought down 10 Commandments from high upon the Rocky Mountains, just as Moses did for Mount Sinai.

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Added 1 year 14 weeks ago

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Added 1 year 17 weeks ago

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