After two weeks of incessantly harping on the same Super Bowl story lines, we're pretty fed up with it. We're can't stomach one more tweet or report about Brady getting revenge or Gronkowski's ankle or Eli looking to overtake his big bro--so we decided to takes these mundane and played out stories and give them an exciting twist, which should get us through the next few days until we can actually talk about football.
When Tom Brady and the Patriots crushed the Broncos a few weeks back, Brady met Tim Tebow at midfield after the game and said, "We'll see you again." Naturally, people wanted...
It was an NFL Sunday to remember this weekend, as numerous stock story lines were turned on their heads. Tom Brady came up empty and Detroit came up big. The Bills are on top and a million...
Monday Night Football starts this evening as the Pats take on the Fins. If that isn't exciting enough, you and all your rowdy friends get to watch the Raiders and Broncos battle it out...
Foxboro, MA--Newly acquired Patriots D-linemen Albert Haynesworth announced this morning his intention to partake in a most unusual living arrangement. Choosing for forgo the conventional...
Foxboro, MA-In an unparalleled show of heroism, Patriots coach Bill Belichick sacrificed his own life late last evening to save that of the NFL’s. Witnesses report Belichick bravely...
Harry Potter (or, more appropriately, ‘Arry Pottah) premiers tonight at midnight (is that tomorrow?), and the excitement in the office is palpable. Seeing that fantasy football probably...
Foxboro, MA--“Come on and dance! Come on, come on and Zumba!” Tom Brady belted through a microphone, his hips gyrating, his arms outstretched to the sky. ...
Once science is done solving global warming and the human genome, they really need to spend some time trying to figure out the Tom Brady conundrum. It seems with every passing meme, Brady...
The news of Osama Bin Laden’s death has eclipsed every sports story today and rightfully so. The guy has been on the American government’s To-Do list for nearly a decade, so...
NEW ENGLAND—Fully convinced that prophesies of the 2012 Mayan apocalypse are true, Patriots head coach Bill Belichick has been frantically stock piling NFL draft picks in the doomsday...