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Oregon Duck dies after attacking own reflection in team’s...class="rtejustify"> PASADENA, CA—Oregon’s thrilling victory in yesterday’s Rose Bowl game against Wisconsin was overshadowed by tragedy as their team mascot, Puddles, passed away from injuries sustained while attacking his own reflection in the team’s helmet.

Though Puddles' particular breed, the domesticated Muscovy duck, is known to be fairly docile, witnesses report that he interpreted his reflection to be a male competitor, causing him to become uncharacteristically aggressive.

“After witnessing this perceived rival mock him by replicating his style of dress and movements, Puddles charged angrily towards the helmet,” said Oregon athletic director Rob Mullens, who saw the tragic accident take place. Medical staff say Puddles then collided with the helmet headfirst and broke his neck, dying instantly.

Oregon plans to hold a ceremony for Puddles later this week on their Eugene campus and a fund has been set up in Puddles name that will help raise bread for less fortunate ducks.

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