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Lebron James to create alternate universe where everyone...MIAMI—Having justifiably earned the hatred of this universe’s entire population, Lebron James has announced plans to construct an alternate, animated universe where everyone doesn’t think he’s a walking pile of crap. “This Lebroniverse will mirror Lebron’s current plane of existence in nearly every conceivable way,” wrote James’ camp in a press release. “Except in this world people will like Lebron.”

James and his team have taken countless steps in ensuring this new world will be void of any anti-Lebron sentiment. It will only be hosted on James’ website and YouTube channel and be populated entirely with characters built in James’ image, who, like Lebron James himself, love nothing more than Lebron James. While it is still unsure when the first day of this universe will occur, leaked notes indicate the schedule will include “Lebron winning 14 NBA Championships and then everyone taking him out to an ice cream party.”

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