LOS ANGELES—Spurs’ guard Manu Ginobili, who sent out the Facebook invite for his “All Star Game Blowout” nearly a month ago, has yet to receive a proper headcount for tonight’s party, as all 834 people invited to the event are still listed as “Maybe Attending.” The uncertainty of tonight’s guest list has weighed heavily on Ginobili the past few days, and he has been posting on the event’s wall with increasing frequency and anxiousness, asking the guests to RSVP one way or the other.

“Yo, haven’t heard from any1 about coming to the bash,” wrote Ginobili a couple weeks ago. “Just click ‘Yes’ or ‘No’. Club gonna be packed—don’t want my peeps to get shut out. lolz.” However, as that and sequential pleas went unanswered, Ginobili became noticeably perturbed, writing yesterday afternoon, “Screw you guys. It’s pretty e-z. just click 1!!!! Like I don’t wanna buy a bunch of beer and chips if no1 is coming. Is it because derrick rose partys gonna have strippers? I’ll get strippers. Just let me know!”