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Better Things To Do With Greg Oden's ExtensionBlowing 8.8 million makes sense if your Little (lil’?) Wayne buying a swimming pool full of purple drank, but if you’re the Portland Trailblazers and you’re known for being rational why extend Greg Oden? Why not blow that 8.8 on something that does more than writhe around on the floor. Perhaps one of these 8 ideas will suffice.

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Cleveland Will Select Lebron James With First...

Added 3 years 5 weeks ago

New York, NY: Reports have surfaced that the Cleveland Cavaliers intend to select LeBron James with the first overall pick in the 2011 NBA Draft. Owner Dan Gilbert released a statement...

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The Lord Of No Rings

Added 3 years 6 weeks ago

After the performance put forth by LeBron in the Finals, we thought he was deserving of a movie fit for his apt nickname. Considering Game 6 scored 15.0 rating, we're sure people will...

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Heat loss forces Americans to return to monotony...

Added 3 years 6 weeks ago

Fully satisfied having seen LeBron James receive his proper comeuppance, Americans plan to begrudgingly resume their normal and boring lives of constantly criticizing and deconstructing the...

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Lebron's Big Day Desktop

Added 3 years 6 weeks ago

Yesterday was a busy day for LeBron James. Between preparing for the “biggest game of his life” amidst a media firestorm,” and sorting through another batch of...

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Mark Cuban makes Mavs replace lights they shot out

Added 3 years 6 weeks ago

DALLAS—Following last night's win over the Heat, Mavericks owner Mark Cuban stopped his players as they jubilantly headed towards the locker room and had them return to court to...

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The path to the NBA title: Evolution or Devolution

Added 3 years 7 weeks ago

There’s nothing that inspires over-analysis quite like the NBA finals, so oblige us while we over analyze the curiously contrasting career arcs of Dirk Nowitzki and Lebron James. Each...

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Shaq forced into retirement after exhuasting all...

Added 3 years 8 weeks ago

Everywhere, USA-- Never known to be lost for words, The Big Aristotle mused strangely succinct following yesterday’s announcement of his retirement. “Its over,” he mumbled...

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Lakers erect stature of Kareem Abdul Jabbar to...

Added 3 years 9 weeks ago

Los Angeles, CA--The L.A Lakers have just killed two birds with one stone, coincidentally using stone to accomplish the feat. Following a week of chaos, with the team searching for a new...

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Thunder point guard Nate Robinson criticized for...

Added 3 years 9 weeks ago

OKLAHOMA CITY—A late game collapse against the Mavericks has the Thunder searching for answers, but the media and fans have already found their reason for the team’s woeful...

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Joakim Noah apologizes for calling n00bPWNR69 gay...

Added 3 years 9 weeks ago

MIAMI—Joakim Noah has publicly apologized for directing a homophobic slur at Xbox LIVE user n00bPWNR69 during a particularly heated game of Halo 3 last night. The incident allegedly...

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Russell Westbrook put in time out for forgetting...

Added 3 years 9 weeks ago

Dallas, TX--To be young often means to be forgetful and Russell Westbrook is certainly that. Whether its forgetting to pass or forgetting to enunciate, the Thunders all-star point guard has...

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