You shouldn’t take your work home with you—especially if your work is collecting urine samples. But that’s what the person in charge of Ryan Braun’s “positive” test result did and now Braun is a free man. Had the piss courier just taken it to FedEx like he was supposed to do and not creepily stored it in his personal fridge, the reigning NL MVP would likely be sitting the first 50 games of this season. And while we’ll probably never know if Braun is legitimately innocent, he is definitely technically innocent, which still counts. So now Braun has a blemish free record and all future drug users have a built in excuse thanks to the country’s #2 private shipping company.
