Timmy Thomas may be the smoothest mother on ice, saving shots like a hoarder saves their own hair clippings (and by that I mean every last one of them), but when it comes to the post game handshake, he leaves much to be desired. Subtlety, compassion, Thomas can cite...
Jack Edwards, announcer for NESN, loves Boston Bruins hockey. And he hates when people dive. So when those two elements clash, especially in a tense playoff setting, you'll have to...
Boston Bruins’ announcer Jack Edwards is a notable homer and fan of hyperbolic metaphor. As such, Edwards used his Bruins Game 7 victory over the rival Canadiens as a platform to go...
Vancouver's riots couldn't have come at a worse time--as if there's a good time to have riots,winter maybe? It's tourism season, and while the idyllic setting of Vancouver...
The New England Patriots, who thought their draft was better spent picking running backs than addressing concerns at the linebacker position, would benefit from looking into signing this...
When a metaphor skates into your hand say in the form of a hockey player skating into your hand, you have wrap your fist around that sucker and say thank you. Therefore, on behalf of every...
TWIN CITIES, MN—While famed actor Charlie Sheen’s erratic behavior continues to garnish media attention nationwide, Gordon Bombay, Sheen’s brother and the long tenured...
Last night’s game between the Bruins and the Stars got pretty heated. Boston’s Greg Campbell and Dallas goon Steve Ott dropped gloves, as did Shawn Thornton and Krys Barch and...
The young and potent Lightning offense, combined with some hot goaltending from Dwayne Roloson, swept the favored Capitals out of the playoffs last night, making it the 4th playoff...
BOSTON—At a loss for words after witnessing Roberto Luongo implode once again, but not wanting to further damage their his delicate psyche, members of the Vancouver Canucks attempted...
CANADA—The Canadian government has sent their premiere law enforcement officer, Dudley Do-Right, to apprehend Boston Bruins defenceman Zdeno Chara. Do-Right, a legend in the Royal...
Despite being on the cusp of winning his franchise’s first Stanley Cup, Roberto Luongo feels slighted that opposing netminder Tim Thomas has failed to compliment him, saying, “I...
