Growing up in Sweden, a young Johan Franzen heard his grandfather speak of a mythical linesman who would magically appear and grant you three wishes should you manage to capture the mouth guard of the elusive Drunken Mullet Boy from Buffalo. If only the Mule hadn't wasted a wish on superhuman head bleeding ability and instead wished to know from what haunted ether whence the linesman sorcerer came, I wouldn't have spent 30 minutes watching and re-watching this in bewilderment.
Nota bene: Hockey refs wear orange on their sleeves, linemen do not. So don't tell me you see him hovering around the blue line at :03 mark.
Everyone knows “The Sound of Music” was a boring piece of Nazi sympathizing drivel that escaped obscurity only because it produced a couple of catchy songs. The sound of...
If you have a hand fetish--then goddmanit, this Stanley Cup Finals is for you. Alex Burrows bites Patrice Bergeron's finger in Game 1, Maxime Lapierre sticks his finger in Bergeron...
This Bruins fan video is much like the Bruins themselves: Starts off with good energy, kind of comes off the rails in the middle causing audible laughter, recovers, then ultimately...
Yesterday, we assumed most of you were cheering against Los Heat. Thusly, we shared with you a highly annoying (albeit catchy) Chris Bosh tune to top off your tanks with vitriol for the...
Kids are hopeful by nature. Even when a game is seemingly over, as was last night’s Bruins/Habs game after Brian Gionta tallied this goal to put the Habs up 2-0 with about 3...
Not much to celebrate in Ottawa these days. Having been systematically eliminated from the playoffs long ago due to the fact they’re the Senators, Ottawa was mathematically...
Last night in the 3rd period of the Kings 4-0 loss, goalie Jonathan Quick, who backed up Ryan Miller and Tim “I Prefer to Play Goal While Laying Down on the Ice” Thomas on...
Well, well, well...Quebec must be the most peaceful little princedom on mother earth given the way they’re reacting to Zdeno Chara’s brutal hip-check on Max Pacioretty. We...
2006
Minnesota’s Pierre-Marc Bouchard beats Chicago’s Nikolai Khabibulin with a spinning goal in a shootout. Pretty nifty, huh?
Last night
Mindful of the lesson he...
I take back what i said last week: THIS is the worst goalie fight. Look, I respect Tim Thomas' gumption to skate down the ice and call out Carey Price while his teammates are...
Last night in Boston, the Bruins and Stars dropped the gloves 3 times. In the first 4 seconds of play. Guess the hockey gods heard my lamentation about the crappy DiPietro fight from...