NEW YORK - With the first pick of the 2010 NFL Draft, the St. Louis Rams selected quarterback Sam Bradford. And reports coming out of the Rams camp today are stating that Bradford will not shut the f*ck up about how the Rams should take Colt McCoy in the second round. "'He's still available, guys!' I'm so sick of hearing him go on and on about f-ing McCoy," said Rams owner Chip Rosenbloom. "We don't need two QBs, I tell him. But then he gets all whiny and goes, 'But he's soooo good! And nice!' I tell him nice doesn't win football games. Then he pulls out this locket he's wearing, it's got a picture of him and McCoy on some camping trip from last year. Christ, I shoulda went with Clausen or that Jesus freak Tebow.  Actually, who am I kidding? This QB class is a bunch of friggin' weirdos. I'm gonna trade back for Bulger."