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The beauty of the Internet is that you don’t have to actually read anything, watch anything, or listen to anything to have an opinion on it, you can just have an opinion (also celeb sex tapes are pretty sweet. Did you year Rhianna may have one!?). Anonymity lets us all be as ignorant as grandpa, except while our cover is OvaDaSlacks69, grandpa’s cover is “I’m basically dead and offending people is the last thing that stirs life in me, so lay off.” So, when I see a piece titled “What if Michael Vick were white?”, a piece that eschews provocative race baiting and instead focuses on the transcendent power of Vick’s redemption story, a piece written by a culture critic whose subjects range from Dave Chapelle to Dale Earnhardt Jr., and then I see said piece met with outrage rather than deserved insight, I’m about as shocked as when Queen Latifah finally...

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DeSean Jackson must play Madden

Added 1 year 6 weeks ago

DeSean Jackson couldn't floss any harder. I thought his spinning TD celebration last week was the best of the year, but he topped it 10 times over with this walk-off punt...

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DeSean Jackson's submission for celebration...

Added 1 year 7 weeks ago

Any other post-football Monday this video would be blowing up. But when you’re going head to head against a stadium collapsing and some obscure coach tripping a player during a...

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A Series Of Man-Child Andy Reid Photoshops

Added 1 year 12 weeks ago

Philadelphia Eagles coach Andy Reid was apparently quite the man-child. During the Indy-Philly game Sunday, CBS played footage of Reid competing in a punt, pass and kick competition before...

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NFL Weekend Cause and Effect

Added 18 weeks 4 days ago

It was an NFL Sunday to remember this weekend, as numerous stock story lines were turned on their heads. Tom Brady came up empty and Detroit came up big. The Bills are on top and a million...

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Atlanta Dog reacts to Vick’s return by stealing...

Added 20 weeks 1 day ago

Atlanta, GA- Upon hearing word of Michael Vick’s return to Atlanta, an area dog reportedly reacted as if her owner were not home and rummaged through the garbage can. Her owner, who...

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Michael Vick's Creditors Pie Chart

Added 22 weeks 3 days ago

The hounds are a howling now. Michael Vick is once again a made man, as the Eagles have signed the prolific QB to 5-year $80 million dollar contract. But before you go all PETA wild or...

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The Lineup: August Week 1

Added 26 weeks 2 days ago

The Lineup is 18 and that means it can do whatever it wants. Smoke. Buy porn and lotto tickets. Even ridicule famous athletes and sports stories by showing pictures of them and having host...

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Philidelphia Superteam

Added 26 weeks 4 days ago

Clearly, the Eagles are this free agencies undisputed winner. They’ve accumulated a crew of coveted and savvy assets that puts them at the top of nearly any power ranking, as well as...

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Eagles Tandem Quarterback Playset

Added 27 weeks 4 days ago

The NFL is not even back for a day and we already have stories about a Brett Favre comeback [and the subsequent, meaningless denials]. But we'll admit, this one does have some intrigue...

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The Lineup: April Week 4

Added 40 weeks 2 days ago

The playoffs in the NBA and NHL captured most people’s attention this week, but with all the stabbings, marriage talk and court cases, there was plenty going on in sports that wasn...

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Weekend Football Flow Chart

Added 1 year 3 weeks ago

Lots of football games on this weekend. But which one should you be stoked about? Use this convenient flow chart to find out.

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