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The beauty of the Internet is that you don’t have to actually read anything, watch anything, or listen to anything to have an opinion on it, you can just have an opinion (also celeb sex tapes are pretty sweet. Did you year Rhianna may have one!?). Anonymity lets us all be as ignorant as grandpa, except while our cover is OvaDaSlacks69, grandpa’s cover is “I’m basically dead and offending people is the last thing that stirs life in me, so lay off.” So, when I see a piece titled “What if Michael Vick were white?”, a piece that eschews provocative race baiting and instead focuses on the transcendent power of Vick’s redemption story, a piece written by a culture critic whose subjects range from Dave Chapelle to Dale Earnhardt Jr., and then I see said piece met with outrage rather than deserved insight, I’m about as shocked as when Queen Latifah finally...

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Why you should be watching pre-season football

Added 23 weeks 5 days ago

Last night, while you were probably sleeping in your boring bed or reading a boring book or watching some boring TV show, Chris Collinsworth and a few privileged Americans were having...

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DeSean Jackson must play Madden

Added 1 year 6 weeks ago

DeSean Jackson couldn't floss any harder. I thought his spinning TD celebration last week was the best of the year, but he topped it 10 times over with this walk-off punt...

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DeSean Jackson's submission for celebration...

Added 1 year 7 weeks ago

Any other post-football Monday this video would be blowing up. But when you’re going head to head against a stadium collapsing and some obscure coach tripping a player during a...

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A Series Of Man-Child Andy Reid Photoshops

Added 1 year 12 weeks ago

Philadelphia Eagles coach Andy Reid was apparently quite the man-child. During the Indy-Philly game Sunday, CBS played footage of Reid competing in a punt, pass and kick competition before...

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Evidently the hotbed for crazy Cowboys fans is in...

Added 1 year 24 weeks ago

Wow. Simply fucking wow. I see a lot of YouTube videos, many of which leave me feeling as if I’ve just been sodomized by a Flipcam, but this colossal conglomeration of horseshit...

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Tauntr Links: The Wrath of Mike Shanahan

Added 1 year 27 weeks ago

  We all know Mike Shanahan can be a bitter, stubborn hardass. I mean, just look at that damn mug at the top of this page. Is that a guy you really want to mess with? Apparently...

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Tauntr Links: Catching Up With Dez, Others

Added 1 year 27 weeks ago

  You can all stop holding your breath now. Dez Bryant and Roy Williams have resolved the whole carrying-pads issue that has, like all other squabbles, been blown way out of...

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Tauntr Afternoon Links: Albert Haynesworth is a...

Added 1 year 33 weeks ago

  OK, some links to keep you from banging your head on the cubicle wall on this beautiful Wednesday: Apparently Albert Haynesworth is a big doucher. Steve Kerr is out as...

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Roy Williams: Rodeo Clown

Added 1 year 38 weeks ago

Roy E. Williams loves to talk. However, he really has a hard time catching passes, running routes and living up to the lofty expectations bestowed upon him coming out of the University of...

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Exciting Super Bowl Story Lines

Added 1 day 22 hours ago

After two weeks of incessantly harping on the same Super Bowl story lines, we're pretty fed up with it. We're can't stomach one more tweet or report about Brady getting revenge...

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Michael Vick's Creditors Pie Chart

Added 22 weeks 3 days ago

The hounds are a howling now. Michael Vick is once again a made man, as the Eagles have signed the prolific QB to 5-year $80 million dollar contract. But before you go all PETA wild or...

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