With most of the post-Hard Knocks buzz yesterday focused on the fact that Antonio Cromartie has a limited knowledge of contraception and the names of his bastardly brood, I feel that not nearly enough attention was given to Jet’s punter Steve Weatherford and his purchase of 100 Shake Weights for the entire team.

Sure, learning that a guy sired a kid for each fiscal quarter back in ’07 is quite impressive, but a bit trite as well. C’mon, Shawn Kemp had that market cornered years ago and professional drug trafficker/football hobbyist Travis Henry’s baby mamas and illegitimate children can each field a full softball team to play each other.

But the Shake Weight segment—that was all kinds of amazing. First, it reveals how the Jets plan to gain a competitive advantage and win the Super Bowl. Like Weatherford said, "This is going to be the extra edge we need this year...to take it from the AFC Championship to the Super Bowl. Makes sense to me—Shake Weights are (according their website)...