MINNESOTA -One game into Week 1 of the 2010 NFL regular season and the NFL is sad to announce that Minnesota Vikings quarterback Brett Favre hasn't died yet. Favre, a really old father of twenty from Mississippi with a bum ankle, is still alive and kicking after a prime time game against the Super Bowl champion New Orleans Saints. The quarterback recently re-signed with the Vikings, knowing full well that he wouldn't live to see the end of the season. The Vikings even included a death clause in the contract, in case he suffers a hit so severe that they are forced to put him "out of his misery." That's also why the cost of a bullet was factored into his salary. "It's true. Favre hasn't died yet," said Vikings coach Brad Childress. "We fully expect to see him dead by week six. Who do we play that game? Dallas? Oh yea, he'll definitely be dead by that game. And if he's somehow still standing, that Cowboys defense should finish him off. They don't mess around."
