Last night, while you were probably sleeping in your boring bed or reading a boring book or watching some boring TV show, Chris Collinsworth and a few privileged Americans were having fun watching Phillip Tanner run with a football but without a helmet, which, judging by the excitement in Collinsworth’s voice, is the highest degree of fun in which one can partake.
But you missed it because you’re a real Nigel Nofun who derives no pleasure from watching an undrafted running back from Sun Belt powerhouse Middle Tennessee State lose his brain bucket during the 4th quarter of a pre-season game. You’re so against fun that you’ll point out that the touchdown doesn’t even count because there was a holding penalty or that plays are blown dead when a runner loses his helmet.
Well, you’re wrong. It doesn’t count because it...
Wow. Simply fucking wow. I see a lot of YouTube videos, many of which leave me feeling as if I’ve just been sodomized by a Flipcam, but this colossal conglomeration of horseshit...
You can all stop holding your breath now. Dez Bryant and Roy Williams have resolved the whole carrying-pads issue that has, like all other squabbles, been blown way out of...
Roy E. Williams loves to talk. However, he really has a hard time catching passes, running routes and living up to the lofty expectations bestowed upon him coming out of the University of...
And they said Jessica Simpson was the crazy one (Irresistible forever baby). Last week Tony Romo was a hero. Today Tony Romo is a goat. Next week…Well, he will probably suck again,...
Nnamdi Asomugha come on down! You're the next contestant on The Price is Right! Free Agent edition. Be careful, one bad bid and you could end up a Raider again, but, if you're...
Harry Potter (or, more appropriately, ‘Arry Pottah) premiers tonight at midnight (is that tomorrow?), and the excitement in the office is palpable. Seeing that fantasy football probably...
For the first time in nearly a month we don’t talk about competitive eating or lady soccer, which opens up plenty of room for legitimate sports like football and baseball. We even try...
Since the NFL lockout began on March 12th, 10 NFL players have been arrested. Add to that list saggy pants Dez Bryant and stabbing victim Brandon Marshall, and it becomes clear that the...
See. This is exactly what happens when there’s a NFL lockout. Players have nothing to do with their time, so they go to the mall, wear their pants too low, get confronted by mall...
With the NFL regular season over, the off-season coaching carousel has started up. There’s been more talking and tweeting about who will coach where and which coach is getting fired...
The 49ers fired Mike Singletary following their loss to the Rams on Sunday, making him the fourth NFL coach, alongside Wade Phillips, Brad Childress and Josh McDaniels, to get axed this...
