GLENDALE, AZ—After the Cardinals’ 27-6 loss to the 49ers last night, Arizona quarterback Derek Anderson went on an epic post-game rant in which he claimed to find nothing funny...
SAN FRANCISCO—In an attempt to resurrect his floundering career, 49ers backup quarterback Alex Smith has begun participating in illegal cock fights around the Bay Area. The unorthodox...
PHOENIX - After actively shopping around quarterback Matt Leinart over the past week, the Arizona Cardinals have decided to sit back and let Sky Mall do the work. Sky Mall, a catalog filled...
Matt Leinart, expected to be the Arizona Cardinals' starting quarterback going into training camp, was recently demoted in place of the mediocre Derek Anderson. The reason for the switch...
Brenda Warner is getting her wish. Her husband, retired NFL quarterback Kurt Warner, has met with numerous studious about producing a film depicting his life story. And Disney has decided...
NEW YORK – Fox added two more analysts to its NFL roster after rigorous interviews conducting by the FOX NFL dancing robot. The dancing robot said former coach of the Seattle Seahawks...
Retired NFL quarterback Kurt Warner announced this week that he will be appearing on Dancing With the Stars. Practicing for the show, Warner moves to the rythym of Epic Sax Guy, who has...
LOS ANGELES — Arizona Cardinals quarterback Matt Leinart was asked by reporters recently if the NCAA sanctions on USC had any affect on his championship run with the Trojans. Before...
ADDIS ABABA - The entire country of Ethiopia awoke early today to celebrate the Super Bowl victory of the Indianapolis Colts. Late last night, the capital of Ethiopia received an...
MINNEAPOLIS - An 8-year old Minneapolis boy came home from Sunday school with a beautifully colored picture depicting Brett Favre as Jesus and the Vikings as his disciples. Seriously, this...
