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Indianapolis Colts star Peyton Manning may be a damn good quarterback. And Manning had another excellent game Sunday night, leading the Colts to a victory over his younger brother, Eli, and the New York Giants. But, boy, his girlfriend sure is ugly. We hate to be too mean, but our tag line is adding insult to everything, which includes pig-nosed Colts fans who gave birth to Carrot Top. When asked if she thinks Tom Brady is better than her boyfriend Peyton, she offers up a firm "no." Given how Brady looked on Sunday, I guess we'd have to agree, but at least Tom went home to a super model wife. Not this.

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