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Gronk offers to take Tebow's virginity

Robert Gronkowski, Patriots tight end and pride of Amherst, NY, was posed a "Marry, F***, Kill" quandary during a speaking engagement at the University of Rhode Island. His choices were Rex Ryan, Betty White and Tim Tebow. His response for Tebow is seen above. No word on whom he'd kill, but if his weapon of choice were mother nature, he'd probably have better luck with Ryan, Betty White will outlive us all.  

[Via Jimmy Traina]

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