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Bowden upset no one let him die on the fieldTALLAHASSEE - Retired Florida State Seminoles football coach Bobby Bowden is angry at the way he was forced into retirement and not allowed to die on the field while coaching the game he loved like he says he was promised. Bowden is set to release a tell-all book on his legendary coaching experience and plans to talk about the "lifetime" contract that he says he signed at Florida State. "I didn't sign up to coach until I retired," said Bowden. "I signed up to coach until the day I die. Just like I'm going to drive until the day I die. No bowl game losses or macular degeneration is gonna slow me down. This is Florida. This is my state. Where I choose to go out the way I want to. I want to die in my sleep during a Clemson game.  I want to  be killed in a Miami University drive-by. I want to suffer a massive coronary at the Kotex Maxipad Hellman's Mayonnaise Bowl. And then you can prop my body up, put some sunglasses on me and let me finish watching the game. Maybe put on some tunes... I have seen Weekend at Bernie's, I know how this works. That will also be in my book, Called to Coach: Reflections on Life, Faith and Football. Chapter three: Weekend at Bernie's is the Sh*t. Look...

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In the latest edition of Tauntr Comics, six unsuspecting types of people claim to currently have the perfect NCAA bracket. If true, the surprising group of six join Alex Hermann, a 17-year-...

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Studies show there is a 62% chance Michael Irvin...

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MIAMI — Florida State University has published a study today that reveals there is a 62% chance former Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Michael Irvin has raped you. The Hall of...

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FSU recruit crams all night before signing day...

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TALLAHASSEE — Florida State University top wide receiver prospect De’Joshua Johnson officially signed with the Seminoles today. The signing comes after an all-night cram...

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Bowden retires

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TALLAHASSEE- Florida State University football coach Bobby Bowden decided to retire on Tuesday after 34 years on the job, stating that "there's really nothing going on around here anyway."...

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FSU players arrested for attending 8 am class, assumed to be trespassing

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New crop of Florida State athletes accepted to school after being denied admittance to public library

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Holtz confident in ND

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Holtz still predicts an ND/FSU Championship game

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Bobby Bowden Releases Playbook, Tries To Keep Job

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In a last-minute attempt to save his job, longtime Florida State head coach Bobby Bowden disclosed his plans for a new offensive scheme during a meeting with school athletic director Randy...

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