I know the average person will find this story uplifting, but the average person is a dumb sack of crap. It’s insulting more than anything else. Look, I give this Bill Carter character credit for still working at the age of 88, because when I’m 88, I’ll more than likely be a decade dead from heart complications, liver disease, a hunting accident or a combination thereof.
But who does this cake eater think he is by not collecting a paycheck? Oh, must be nice to be Bill Carter of Marlow, Oklahoma, the saintly octogenarian who is too damn good to collect money for a job us “lesser” folks would expect compensation for. Can’t he just accept a couple bucks or a bag of Andes mints to put in his crystal candy dish, you know, just for appearances? At least that way it’s a...
Going to college football games used to be fun. You'd wake up for kegs ‘n’ eggs, get irresponsibly drunk before noon, stumble into the stadium with a Coke bottle half...
Combat gloves used to be chain mail or a pair of adamantium claws, now they're fancy lettering that when held in the diamond cutter pump a College football team's insignia. Boring....
Texas A&M can deny it all they want, but it's painfully clear that the Aggies are ready to flee from the Big 12 Conference. Even a potential $30 million price tag to leave the...
COLLEGE STATION, TX—Fueled by several cases of Lone Star beer and a burning nostalgia for “the good ol’ days,” Texas A&M approached the Southeastern Conference...
With an upset win over Kansas on Sunday, VCU fans celebrated a Final Four berth and Jayhawk fans mourned another choke job by coach Bill Self. It seems like during the NCAA tournament, Self...
Take a moment to thank Danish carpenter Ole Kirk Christiansen, for if his company had never begun building interlocking toy plastic bricks in the 1940’s, you wouldn’t be able to...
Take a moment to thank Danish carpenter Ole Kirk Christiansen, for if his company had never begun building interlocking toy plastic bricks in the 1940’s, you wouldn’t be able to...
Not only is Sam Ahern the Internet’s latest photobombing hero, but he’s also a master at stating the obvious. Ahern, the chubby Jayhawk fan and astute evaluator of human...
Sam Ahern is a portly young man from Lawrence, Kansas who photobombed Erin Andrews during Kansas’ 24-point blow out over K-State on Saturday. But by no means is this Ahern’s...
Despite a 19 point, 9 block performance by the Brittney Griner, Baylor’s 6'8" star player and designated getter of things on high shelves, the ladies from UConn were able to...
