With the heralded murder of Momar Gadafhi [I’m sure that’s not how you spell his name, but I’m not going to bother to learn now, the guy is dead and by all accounts was a total dick], you would think there’d be a bit more peace in the World, but not at the University of Arizona, where last night the Wildcats and Bruins beat the ever living crap out of each other after a guy dressed as a ref ran onto the field and began streaking [Sidenote: ESPN won’t show harmless streakers but slow-motion replays of fights are fine. To borrow a phrase from our liberated Libyan friends, praise be to Allah there’s camera phones, and we can watch this enterprising young man conduct his performance in its entirety].
Perhaps the student athletes from Arizona and UCLA were on edge about the transitional challenges facing a fledgling democracy in Libya, saw the presence of an unsanctioned, streaking referee on the field as a symbol of illegitimate authority trying to usurp...
OK. I know what this looks like—it’s looks like Auburn starting safety Demetruce McNeal biting a substantial amount of money.
It is.
I know this looks bad. Especially...
Ever want to watch a football game from the point of view of the quarterback? Of course you have.
Ever want that point of view to be from Washington University quarterback Keith...
God, I hope this is not an omen. I’m literally on my knees right now praying like I’m Rick Perry that this Mortal Kombat melee is not a portent of things...
Not sure what's really worse here. That ESPN used the death of Alabama OL Aaron Douglas to put forth a rumor that incoming-freshman Cyrus Kouandjio will start at tackle this...
Not sure what's really worse here. That ESPN used the death of Alabama OL Aaron Douglas to put forth a rumor that incoming-freshman Cyrus Kouandjio will start at tackle this...
I realize the trick shot genre is over saturated, but it's like come on, this long snapping. Long. Snapping. Nobody ever pays attention to long snappers. They are to football what...
These past ten years every athlete has become obsessed with this notion of wicking, which, just like global warming, is a giant liberal conspiracy based on falsified scientific “...
You know you’re f’ing terrible at covering sports when you fail to keep up with the rigorous pace of an America East women’s basketball game [no offense to the fine...
No, this isn’t time-lapse footage of North Carolina’s 81-67 trouncing of Duke on Saturday. It only seems to take 5-minutes instead of the traditional 120 because you aren...
I'm going to give the old 'Burgur the benefit of the doubt on this one. He's the type of guy who usually just recycles his old calls, not somebody who makes ones up...
Sure, Andrew Luck could have gone to the NFL and made millions of dollars. But without the knowledge and skill a degree in architectural design provides, how else will Luck take his...
