Hello again, my little Geoffries! I am back to be the first to tell you about the most fashion forward group of sports fans in the whole darn world. No, not those crazy South African soccer fans with their vuvuzelas, I’m talking about NASCAR women!
That’s right! I’ll explain to you haters out there. I was just in Williamsburg, Brooklyn to be at my friend’s art gallery opening when I saw all these hipster girls wearing mullets. Now most of them were wearing American Apparel schwag, but one had on a Dale Earnhardt t-shirt. I approached her to see if she was truly a NASCAR fan, and she said no, but that this was how her momma (estranged I’m sure!) back home in Alabama dresses.
Well I wanted to get to the front of this trend so I booked at ticket to Loudon, New Hampshire to the next NASCAR race, and let me tell you, that little cracked out girl in Williamsburg was right. The femullet is alive and well!
So if you’re a woman and wanting to be at the forefront of fashion, here are few mullet tips I picked up at the race.