You are a Cardinals fan, the self-anointed ‘Greatest Fan in the World.’ People avoid talking baseball with you at all cost. Albert who? You’re more interested in finding the second coming of David Eckstein. You are a WASPy person with a deep appreciation for the history of the game—especially after your recent discovery that Stan “The Man” Musial is actually white. When you are mocked you will likely retaliate with gentle kisses on the forehead and a bag of potpourri.
HOBOKEN —Comedian Artie Lange was rushed to the hospital Saturday with what police believe were nine self-inflicted stab wounds. But after police viewed tapes of Artie Lange’s appearance on...
ST. LOUIS - Former St. Louis Cardinals slugger and current hitting coach Mark McGwire sat down with Bob Costas on Monday night to discuss his steroid use throughout his career. Immediately...
ST. LOUIS — Mark McGwire finally confessed he used steroids in an interview with Bob Costas Tuesday. However, the slugger said he never used steroids with the intention to hit...
St. Louis, MI-- Persistence is a virtue amongst suitors, and despite the Cardinal’s best efforts to play hard to get, Albert Pujols’s persistence is proving fruitful. For the...
ST. LOUIS - Animal lover and St. Louis Cardinals manager Tony LaRussa was pulled over by police recently for breeding too many cats that look like Hitler. The cute calico kittens all...
ST LOUIS - Super agent Scott Boras and star outfielder Matt Holliday successfully robbed a small convenience store in St. Louis on Tuesday. The daring duo held up owner Bill Bidwell,...
According to Joe Strauss of the St. Louis Post Dispatch, St. Louis Cardinals star first baseman Albert Pujols and manager Tony LaRussa got into a heated exchange in the dugout during Friday...
CINCINNATI - St. Louis Cardinals right hander Chris Carpenter is fully prepared to bring his own balls to the mound and play with them the next time he's in Cincinnati. Carpenter claims...
Throughout August, Comcast's Versus Network will be airing a series highlighting Major League Baseball's Greatest rivalries. You know, the all-time classics—Cardinals/Cubs, Dodgers/...