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The Athletic Supporters: New York

As a Yankees fan you are liable to start a debate with anyone whether they ask for it or not. As you argue that Derek Jeter is a model citizen and the only true, non-steroid using legend of this era, you are probably on steroids yourself, currently injecting steroids, drunk, or a combination of all three. People try to avoid you and take solace in knowing you most likely made love to your mother’s cannoli and still ate it afterward.

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A Day In The Life Of A-Taur

Added 3 years 7 weeks ago

A day in the life of centaur Alex Rodriguez, A-TAUR. A-TAUR paid a visit to Fenway Park on Sunday night for Opening Day.

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TAUNTR.com claims responsibility for Prudential...

Added 3 years 7 weeks ago

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: TAUNTR.com claims responsibility for Prudential Center Yankees Logo Prank Boston, Massachusetts – April 7, 2010 – A video displaying a New York Yankees...

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Yankees Fan Hitler Reacts To Joe Mauer Signing

Added 3 years 8 weeks ago

Hitler, a die-hard Yankees fan, reacts to the news that the Twins locked up All-Star catcher Joe Mauer to an eight-year, $184-million contract. Hitler's aides try to look on the bright side...

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Gamer Throws Perfect Game, Collects Million From...

Added 3 years 3 weeks ago

Back in January, 2K Sports announced that it would offer up a $1-million prize to the first gamer to throw a perfect game in MLB 2K10. 2K Sports, trying to bring attention to the game...

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The CC Sabathia Diet

Added 3 years 35 weeks ago

Yankees' pitching ace CC Sabathia gives you his secrets for a healthy and curvy figure...

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Derek Jeter, Best Actor In A Sporting Event...

Added 2 years 36 weeks ago

New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter wowed the crowd at Tropicana Field Wednesday night with a theatrical performance for the ages. Jeter, the Yankees' captain, acted his way onto first...

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Tauntr Video: Derek Jeter Snubbed At Tony's

Added 2 years 36 weeks ago

Despite an incredible Broadway performance in the popular play Phanton HBP, New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter came home empty at the Tony Awards. Which is an outrage. Jeter, who...

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Babes On Beasts

Added 3 years 5 weeks ago

Choose a chick, then a beast, and conquer Major League Baseball's biggest villains.

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Projecting The Worst Five MLB Teams For 2010

Added 3 years 13 weeks ago

With spring training upon us, it’s the time of the year when hundreds of MLB preview articles hit the Internet. Rather than previewing each team one by one, though, TAUNTR.com is...

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Dejected Johnny Damon to follow Marbury to China

Added 3 years 16 weeks ago

NEW YORK — Odd man out on the New York Yankees roster, baseball hero Johnny Damon has announced he will play in China this season. After seeing the success Stephon Marbury has had...

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