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Phillies Assassin: License To TasePhilly fans have been in the news quite a bit recently, even more than normal. The most notorious fan base in all of professional sports in the United States really needs to calm down. Nothing can tame the savage Philly fan quite like a good shock of electricity from a taser. Play TAUNTR.com's newest game now and send paralizing volts of electricity to try and stop some of Phillys most "awesome" fans.

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