If you’re a ballplayer in spring training, there is a very distinct possibility that your car is being stolen. Right now. Or, if it isn’t, it soon will be. We’re just a few weeks into the preseason and it’s already happened to Evan Longoria’s classic Camaro, J.C. Romero’s $190,000 Porsche and Royals rookie Everett Teaford’s F-250 truck. But the diligent safety hawks over at Easton are on the case. Earlier this week they unveiled a goofy ass new pitcher’s helmet in hopes of capitalizing on the trend of protecting players’ domepieces. Now, they’re taking advantage of this rash of automobile abductions by offering players these baseball specific products designed solely to keep their...