Longtime Chicago mayor Richard M. Daley on Monday announced that he won’t seek re-election in 2011. Daley, who has been the mayor of the Windy City for 21 years, told reporters that it’s time for both him and the city of Chicago to move on.

As Big League Stew’s Kevin Kaduk writes, it didn’t take long for an interesting candidate to throw his name into the ring to be his replacement: Chicago White Sox manager Ozzie Guillen. Guillen went to Twitter with his reaction, jokingly tweeting “Next mayor well why not me lol.” Well, he was definitely not serious and his mayoral aspirations would be more realistic if they were in the social media check-in app Foursquare than running for public office.

Just like Kaduk, however, we at tauntr would love to see him actually run for office because he would make one entertaining politician...

Gif: Carl Pavano Punches Delmon Young's Butt

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MLB Network Commercial: Beyond Delusional

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Rob Dibble's Summer In Motivational Posters

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Miracle On The Diamond: Thome Gets A Triple

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Jim Thome can hit. Always has been able to, really. Thome, now with the Minnesota Twins, is still going strong this season, even at 39. Indeed, he currently boasts an impressive line of ....

Pavano Celebrates Twins' Walk-Off Win In Odd...

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Minnesota Twins hurler Carl Pavano, Porno King of Minnesota, displays another reason why he was given that nickname outside of his 1970s porn mustache. Pavano assaults teammate's Delmon...

Neckties that will get you FIRED! in Chicago

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Another day, another victim of the vitriolic rage of Chicago Bears fans over the loss of the NFC Championship. This time, however, it wasn’t aimed at a multi-millionaire athlete, but...

Around The Horn: Mariotti On Mariotti

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A.J. Pierzynski claims he was in serious car...

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Twitter Action Figures

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Chicago's Two Teams

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Letters From The Commish - White Sox - Good Game

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A letter for Mark Buehrle, from the commissioner of baseball.