Get to know the a**hole behind you at Qualcomm Stadium: The San Diego fan comes complete with his own life-size Barbie doll. That’s because she has really low self esteem, a horrible selection of scumbags to choose from, and he slipped her a ton of roofies. When he’s not at the club he’s in his lifted hatchback driving to the club. He just sold his last piece of LA Raiders gear on craigslist, so now he’s 100% behind the Chargers, unless the Jaguars move to LA, then maybe he’ll jump ship. Speaking of jumping ship, he also enjoys roaming the docks at night with his homies to beat the shit out of drunk sailors.
