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Cocaine Bear Athletic SupporterTHE COCAINE BEAR doesn’t give a damn about your picnic basket. He just wants you to give him a few bumps then he’ll be on his way. A regular on the party scene for nearly 30 years, he’s befriended some of the biggest stars in sports—and been behind many of their scandals. If you see him at a social gathering, avoid eye contact and don’t make any sudden movements, because a coked up bear is the most dangerous bear of all. 

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