Get to know the asshole at Lambeau Field: The Green Bay Packers fan lives by the religion of Cheesehead. Which means he eats as much cheese as possible without suffocating while gorging himself on the only other thing that has the slight possibility to bring him joy—the Packers. He’s the sole reason Schlitz stays in business and likewise, the Packers are the sole reason that the US hasn’t donated Wisconsin to Canada. But don’t feel too bad for him. He may live in a frozen shit-hole, but at least he was lucky enough to not have been born a Browns fan.
