You’re a San Francisco Giants fan, and you celebrate your individuality. You know your unique because that’s what Apple, Starbucks and REI tell you repeatedly through their “personal” newsletters you get in your gmail account. You try to be green as possible while consuming more wares in a month than most third world countries see in a year. You despise Los Angeles not because of the baseball rivalry, but the sheer amount of pollution their traffic creates. You suffer from severe Twitter addiction and are unable to communicate for more than 140 characters at a time.