Foxboro, MA--Newly acquired Patriots D-linemen Albert Haynesworth announced this morning his intention to partake in a most unusual living arrangement. Choosing for forgo the conventional human roommate or even a single-man’s domicile, Albert has decided to live in a three ton “bowl” of piping hot Fettuccine Alfredo. Sources indicate, Haynesworth made the decision after licking dry a boat of turkey gravy.

“Delicious,” Albert responded when asked what prompted him to shack up with a famed Italian dish, although many reporters wondered if the response was in reference to the question or the rack of baby back ribs Haynesworth was consuming. A statement released by the former pro bowlers Agent attempted to further explain the unique decision, stating that Albert would live in the bowl until he became acclimated with the area’s buffets and fast food joints. The statement continued, listing Albert's living necessities of which red pepper flakes and Parmesan cheese were mentioned repeatedly. No word yet as to when the pasta will finally be done boiling and ready for cohabitation.