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Mankins holdout leaves Brady susceptible to defensive...BOSTON - New England Patroits guard Logan Mankins is still currently holding out for the 2010 season. And Mankins' abscence has left a hole in the offensive line that has left quarterback Tom Brady susceptible to defensive drivers. "They're starting to go after me hard," said Tom Brady after suffering a hit from a defensive driver early Thursday morning at a Comm Ave. intersection. "I think we've really got to think about getting Logan back out here for this season. I know I could use him. On the field and off. I'm gonna need a new car. Thinking about a safe one. Like, a minivan or one of those Volvos. I'd gladly pay Logan whatever he wants if he'd let me duct tape him to my hood. I'll keep his arms free so that he can stop all oncoming traffic. A quarterback has to be alert in traffic. But he's only as good as his O-line will allow. I know Bob Kraft  agrees with me on this. He's already given me the duct tape for Mankins.

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Chiefs completely thrilled with current regular...

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KANSAS CITY - With NFL Kickoff 2010 just around the corner, the Kansas City Chiefs have issued a statement that they are thrilled with their current regular season record. "The...

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Adrian Peterson drops 2 laptops during his...

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MINNEAPOLIS - Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson has a lot on his mind with the regular season about to start. But now he's worried that his own NFL Fantasy team is about to...

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Darrelle Revis secures funding to build bridge...

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REVIS ISLAND - New York Jets cornerback Darrelle Revis is has finally secured the funds needed to begin construction on the Revis Memorial Bridge that would connect Revis Island to the...

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Pau Gasol promote his new groin deodorant in India

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NEW DELHI - Los Angeles Lakers big guy Pau Gasol is in India to promote his new line of powder fresh groin deodorants. Crowds gathered from as far away as Mahendranagar to witness a...

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Big Ben gets reduced suspension because no one...

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PITTSBURGH - Roger Goodell has shown mercy on Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben "Big Ben" Roethisberger by reducing his suspension from six games to four. Goodell said that...

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MLB undecided on length of Morgan suspension,...

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NEW YORK—Despite contradictory reports, Major League Baseball is still unsure how many games it will suspend Washington Nationals outfielder Nyjer Morgan for being a jackass. Morgan,...

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Cardinals attempt to sell Leinart in the back of...

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PHOENIX - After actively shopping around quarterback Matt Leinart over the past week, the Arizona Cardinals have decided to sit back and let Sky Mall do the work. Sky Mall, a catalog filled...

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US Soccer Cites ‘Not Caring About Soccer’ As...

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CHICAGO, IL - US Soccer announced yesterday that it has decided to extend head coach Bob Bradley’s contract because, like most Americans, US Soccer “doesn’t really give...

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Masoli Will Skip Season So He Can Learn How To...

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UNIVERSITY, MS - Former Oregon Ducks Quarterback and current Ole Miss transfer Jeremiah Masoli has decided to sit out the upcoming 2010 NCAA Football season in order to dedicate his time to...

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Mets find Perez in alley dumpster tell him to...

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NEW YORK - The New York Mets finally found where Oliver Perez has been hiding. After a half-hearted search for the Mets pitcher, Perez was discovered, living in a dumpster in an alley near...

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Federer whacks three balls over the net in...

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NEW YORK - Tennis superstar Roger Federer has done it again. During a thrilling volley in the second set against Argentina's Brian Dabul, Federer sent three balls flying past Dabul with a...

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