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You and Your Johnson, pro sports edition

Brett Favre is the latest in a long list of pro athletes to take a mobile photo of his junk and sext it to a friend (allegedly). Favre must have come across this old commercial for Johnson Outboard Motors while shopping for boats during the offseason in Hattiesburg and became so aroused by the "You and Your Johnson" jingle that he quickly snapped a pic of his johnson and sent it to none other than Jenn Sterger. Or maybe not. Either way, it's a good lesson to learn that when athletes aren't playing their sport, starring in commercials or doing something illegal, they're taking pictures of their trouser trouts and sexting it to the world. Time will tell if Favre will succumb to the dreaded Deadspin Dong Curse. Here's to hoping he does brilliantly.

TAGS: Brett Favre, NFL, Greg Oden, Minnesota Vikings, Portland Trailblazers

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