Yankees Fan Hitler Reacts To Joe Mauer Signing
Hitler, a die-hard Yankees fan, reacts to the news that the Twins locked up All-Star catcher Joe Mauer to an eight-year, $184-million contract. Hitler's aides try to look on the bright side, pointing out that catcher is one of the strengths of the Yankees' farm system. Like many scouts, however, Hitler doesn't think that Jesus Montero can remain behind the plate and isn't a believer in Austin Romine's bat. To Hitler, the Yankees deserved Mauer...and every other star free agent. If New York doesn't sign Carl Crawford, Cliff Lee or Jayson Werth next winter, he may even call into wFAN.
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