VANCOUVER — Feminists are again outraged over Lindsey Vonn, this time over her fall in the slalom run of the super-combined. “The fall was overtly and gratuitously sexy,” said Feminist.com founder Marianne Schnall. “She slid down the mountain legs spread on her back, just like the male executives of the Olympics like it.” Feminists are demanding that women Olympians wear bulkier clothing that is less form fitting and only participate in sports where their bodies can’t be put in positions easily imagined as sexual. “That pretty much disqualifies curling, luge, bobsled, even the biathalon women have to lay down on their stomachs and spread eagle while they fire a rifle,” said Schnall. Feminists have suggested women stop participating in the games completely and just work as even secretaries. “Having these athletes sitting behind a desk in frumpy clothing is pretty much the only way we’ll be satisfied,” said Schnall.