DENVER — A broken and battered Tim Tebow was carried to his hyperbaric chamber Monday after a rigorous and physical two-a-day practice. Denver Broncos longtime trainer Sal Gratza laid Tebow to rest in the $20,000 recovery machine and locked the hatch. For three days and two nights Gratza stood watch over the chamber. Then, on the third night Gratza opened the hatch to the chamber to reveal it completely empty. “It’s like Tebow rose from the grave,” said Gratza. “There’s no way he could have gotten out, I’ve stood watch over the chamber for the past three days. I guess this hyperbaric thing does really work.” Hordes of female Broncos fans swarmed to the chamber to witness the miracle. “Tebow is truly almighty,” said fan Pamela Anders. “I was at the Denver Cheesecake Factory having a post-Church group prayer and taquito-a-thon for Tim to get better and in he walks. I couldn’t believe it. I had to bow at his feet and just cry, ‘he has risen! He has risen!’ at the top of my lungs. Such a beautiful sight.” Gratza said there’s only one place Tebow could have gone. “To the depths of Hell to defeat Satan with a quarterback sneak.”