Thousands of coke heads attend Texas Stadium blast to get high off ashes
IRVING — The Dallas Cowboys’ former home was blown to bits Sunday morning in a scheduled implosion. Thousands of fans actually paid admission to see the demolition from across the street. “These seats downwind were going for $20,” said longtime Cowboys fan and coke addict Samuel Nathan. “Totally worth it. I’m so high right now.” Thousands of coke heads rushed to the scene, as the ash from Texas Stadium wafted around Irving. “Everyone knows the Cowboys locker room from the 70s until the late 90s was full of cocaine,” said Nathan. “There’s over 20 years of the most primo shit still lying around and it was obvious, I feel like running a marathon and then detailing my car right now.” The coke-fueled tailgate was second only to last year’s Burning Man, Nathan added.
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