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International Championship: JAPAN vs. CHINESE-TAIPEI

Japan: +2.5 (-120); Money Line +158
Chinese-Taipei: -2.5 (-180); Money Line -180

Run Total: OVER/UNDER 10.5 (-120)

OVER/UNDER: Number of Japanese players who say their favorite player is:

Ichiro Suzuki               5.5         (OVER -120, UNDER +110)
Hideki Matsui              3.5         (OVER -120, UNDER +120)
Daisuke Matsuzaka    1.5         (OVER +300, UNDER -150)
Hideo Nomo                0.5        (OVER +400, UNDER -999)

BRENT MUSBURGER will give a convoluted explanation how CHINESE-TAIPEI is really just a fancy name for Taiwan (Explanation must take more than 15 seconds).

YES                -700
NO                 +150

U.S. Championship: TEXAS vs. HAWAII

 Texas: -3.5 (+150); Money Line -250
Hawaii: +3.5 (-135); Money Line +350

Run Total: OVER/UNDER 8.5 (-120)

OVER/UNDER: Number of players (both teams combined) with dumb looking eyeblack.

OVER        7.5             -135
UNDER     7.5             +110

Number of times Hawaii will indeed ‘Mess with TEXAS’ (hit a home run off of TEXAS).

0                +110
1                -110
2                -115
3+             +150

OVER/UNDER: Mound visits in which manager communicates only in cliches.

OVER     2.5                -155
UNDER     2.5             +130

World Championship: U.S. WINNER vs. INTERNATIONAL WINNER

USA!USA!USA!: -1.5 (EVEN); Money Line -115
  Boo!Asia!Boo!: +1.5 (-145);  Money Line +125

Run Total: OVER/UNDER 12.5 (-120)

OVER/UNDER: Times OREL HERSHISER informs audience of a pitch’s Major League equivalent (must use the word ‘equivalent’).

OVER        22.5             -155
UNDER     22.5             +180

Members of the losing team who are caught crying on camera.

0-1                +150
2-4                -130
5-7                -120
8+                +110

BRENT MUSBURGER will say that in this case ‘there is crying in baseball’ and it’s ‘OK.’

YES                  -150
NO                   +105

The fattest kid on the losing team will be the:

Catcher                -190
Outfielder             -175
Infielder               +115
Pitcher                +135

The smallest kid on the winning team will be the:

Catcher                           +185
Outfielder                        +125
Infielder                            -150
Pitcher                             -135
‘Special’ Pinch Runner    -199