Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you “I AM A MOTHERFUCKER” t-shirt guy. Words can’t do the video any justice, though, so you must check it out for yourself.



Also, as Barstool Sports points out, that video wasn’t “I AM A MOTHERFUCKER” t-shirt guy’s first rodeo. It turns out, he was tasered at an Oakland A’s game last year for sitting in the wrong seats and sneaking in mini vodka bottles. Shit, you can get tasered for that? I called that college.



In the A’s video, the “I AM A MOTHERFUCKER” t-shirt guy is sitting by himself, so I wonder what prompted people to complain about his behavior. It must’ve been some crazy shit, and, given his actions in the first video, that wouldn’t be surprising. I mean, after Billy Beane tore down the fort to rebuild yet again, you wouldn’t think that the franchise would want to alienate any of its six fans. Even “I AM A MOTHERFUCKER” t-shirt guy.

UPDATE: We designed a t-shirt (seen above) in honor of "I AM A MOTHERFUCKER" t-shirt guy (also known as Epic Beard guy). If we receive large enough of a demand, we'll start producing them for you. So leave a comment if you think it's a shirt worth buying.