SYRACUSE - Syracuse coach Jim Boeheim says he will not adjust his playing style against the dirty hippies of Vermont in Syracuse's first round game in the Western region. SU plays zone and will maintain their zone defense versus the dirty, filthy, stinky hippies of Vermont. " I will not guard man to man against these guys, they smell like maple syrup, 5-day-old  grllled cheese and burlap." says SU's Wes Johnson. "Onuaka isn't even going to play. He hates how they always try to play hackey sack with the ball after every rebound." Coach Jim Boeheim has had some experience playing Vermont in the past. "In 2005, Syracuse suffered a tough loss and early exit thanks to Vermont," said Boeheim. "It should have been an easy game for us. We tried playing man to man but then they started talking to my guys about saving the trees and whales and shit. We're not falling for that this year, you dirty, filthy stinking, rotten, bearded, tie-dyed hippies."