The Shock Jock: Ensure That Your Professional Athlete Husband Never Cheats

From David Beckham and Brett Favre to Wayne Rooney and Tiger Woods, a new professional athlete seems to get in trouble for adultery with each passing week. As a result, the perception out there today is that all professional athletes constantly cheat on their wives when on the road. Which is why Tauntr has unearthed a new product aimed at saving marriages, star athletes' bank accounts and wives' feelings: the Shock Jock. The best way to avoid a scandal, ladies, is by making your pro athlete husband wear one of these at all times. It is certainly more effective than enlisting the services of Tia Robbins' new company Off The Market, aimed at the same result through more unrealistic means.

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