Seton Hall coach steals man purse, to go with cute little bro and manties set he picked up on clearance rack
SOUTH ORANGE - Recently fired Seton Hall coach Bobby Gonzalez has been charged with stealing a very expensive man purse from a New Jersey shopping mall but according to Gonzalez, he had a good reason for doing it. "I needed it to complete my outfit," said Gonzalez. "I have a job interview and I just picked up this bro and manties set off the clearance rack that I think is really gonna help. The bro lifts and separates while the manties hide my unsightly thingy. It's much easier than tucking. I walk silly like that. I can't strut that ass! Strut that ass! for my job interview when I'm tucking. I have an interview with some team in New Mexico. New Mexico State or something. Or maybe it's Mexico. Maybe that's where they want me. Although i think this purse would look great at school like BYU. Just get me out of the Big East. That place is way too uptight."
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I went to Seton Hall. Most of Bobby's quotes in the school newspaper sounded exactly like that. This is barely satire.
The prose in this article makes you want to vomit.