Rory McIlroy Presents: Drive Through the Heart-British Open Edition

Wee Irishman, Rory McIlroy, is hoping to continue his hot streak at today’s British Open. But even if he loses, McIlroy has already won, because he and his former lass are finally back together. Now, you may wonder how someone of such fame and talent could ever possibly win a woman back, and to ask Rory you’d think it required getting on your knees and groveling. But we know Rory's real move, because in truth his move is every mans only move: he made her a killer mix tape. So killer it’s now for sale. You should buy it. Seriously.

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