PITTSBURGH — Ben Roethlisberger has totally been scoring tons of hot college tail since Eminem released his new song “Despicable” says friends of the embattled Steelers quarterback. “We went out last night to some Pitt college bars and girls flocked to him,” said friend Richard Grieco. “They were saying how they heard him in the new Eminem song, and if they could service him in the bathroom.” Roethlisberger evidently set up shop in a stall in the men’s room, to re-create the Eminem lyric “Get as rowdy as Roethlisberger in a bathroom stall” for the girls. Almost immediately a queue of scantily-clad girls formed an orderly line outside the men’s room. “College girls like the bad boys,” said Grieco. “I think all this negative publicity has done wonders for Ben’s gray penis.” To continue the influx of college girls willing to sleep with him, Roethlisberger is in talks with Nickelback for backstage passes, Greg Oden for bathroom cell phone pic tips, and with Tiger Woods’ mistress Joslyn James to manufacture a shocking affair story.